4. Fred Phelps
You could write a book on how wrong this guy is. You might even fill a library. I'm not even sure where to begin... I guess the biggest beef I have with Phelps and his followers is that they base their beliefs on very small, unrelated portions of scripture ripped completely out of context. Then they take those portions of scripture and use them as tools of hatred, malice, and evil. And if you have any doubts that Fred Phelps is pure evil, you obviously haven't been paying attention.
5. Keith Olbermann
I remember watching Olbermann as Dan Patrick's sidekick on Sportscenter when I was junior high and early high school. I always thought he was the best anchor ever... but my, how the times have changed. He's now a pompous windbag with an annoying, condescending tone. In other words, he's the perfect liberal.
Ok, that was probably a little harsh. He's basically the liberal equivalent of Bill O'Reilly, who I also can't stand. So just call O'Reilly number 5A.
6. (Reader suggestions) Oprah Winfrey, Alec Baldwin, Gavin Newsom
You should all know who the first two are. One is a talk-show host who has built a global empire by telling women exactly what they want to hear, and occasionally giving a bunch of them new cars. The second is a great actor with a bent towards questionable parenting and bad politics. The third is the mayor of San Francisco who recently said of the recent lifting on the gay marriage ban in California: "It's about dignity, it's about human rights, it's about time!"
I think it was about political expediency. I also think it's not about human rights, since I'm not sure marriage falls under the same category as the ability to vote, be tried by your peers, or have freedom of religion or speech. It's also probably not about dignity, as I very seriously doubt that gay people in California felt 'undignified' because they weren't married.
I do think he should give his speechwriter a raise though.
As always, please comment, and nominate your own names to the list!
3 comments:
well bro, i, along w/ most of america, will agree w/ fred phelps - no further comment needed there. as for oberman, i don;t watch enough to have an opinion, but i like o'reilly though - can't believe you don't - that guy is awesome! i would vote for him if he was running for something! and of course, oprah should be on, as well as gavin newsome, but once again i got 2 words for ya on alec baldwin - SCHWEATY BALLS! deuces!
More names to consider for the list: Paris Hilton, Tom Cruise, and Nancy Palosi.
Let me suggest two names that can be added - and they are married to each other, so at least we'll clean up that end of the gene pool. I am speaking of Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon. They are undeniably card-carrying members of the Wacky Brigade (their fine work in Bull Durham, Thelma & Louise, and Shawshank Redemption notwithstanding). Ms. Sarandon has recently said she would move to Italy or Canada if John McCain is elected president. Shall we buy them a one-way ticket now?
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